How to bury a placenta

Burying a placenta is not as hard as you think.

The most difficult is obtaining a placenta. Unless you want to end up in prison by stealing one you will have to make a baby (that takes a lot of time). Yes Tesco does not sell placenta.

The steps are:

1. Collects all the goods
   
2. Dig a hole in the ground
3. Put the placenta in the hole
4. Put your plant in the ground

Simple isn't it. The question is then why the hell should I bury the placenta?

Some people think it brings good luck. I don't believe in luck very much however I think it is quite assuming to one day show your little baby boy or girl the lovely tree that has grown out of it.

It is going to make for a very entertaining evening full of questions.

Dad why? But why? How? Why? No really why? Have fun.